Skyrim
I played a lot of Skyrim today! I know, it's okay! First I walked all around the goddamn world to try to get to this city at the foot of the mountain, and got killed maybe three or four times trying to get there, stupid saber cats. I eventually went up the mountain and got taught a few new shouts, which is neat, and then they told me to find some horn, and I said screw it, and wandered around some more. Visited the rebel base, in which they talked about killing all my friends, thanks jerks, killed some bandits, got some lady arrested, bought a house, helped hurt a tree. Just a lot of fapping about, not getting much done.
Then I decided to join the magic college, because why wouldn't I? Tuition is free and all you have to know is one spell to get in, so there we are. After some buggy business, the professor takes us on a field trip, and I end up discovering something insane. Some green floating thing, and also a new shout. During this quest, I loved how completely nonchalant the professor was about the zombie attack and trapped rooms, just unwavering against everything thrown at us. "Oh my, this is interesting," he would say as a draugr bit at his head. So I went back to the college and told the dean and there's was some intrigue and anyway, lots of fun, I like being a wizard. It's fun.
I played a lot of Skyrim today! I know, it's okay! First I walked all around the goddamn world to try to get to this city at the foot of the mountain, and got killed maybe three or four times trying to get there, stupid saber cats. I eventually went up the mountain and got taught a few new shouts, which is neat, and then they told me to find some horn, and I said screw it, and wandered around some more. Visited the rebel base, in which they talked about killing all my friends, thanks jerks, killed some bandits, got some lady arrested, bought a house, helped hurt a tree. Just a lot of fapping about, not getting much done.
Then I decided to join the magic college, because why wouldn't I? Tuition is free and all you have to know is one spell to get in, so there we are. After some buggy business, the professor takes us on a field trip, and I end up discovering something insane. Some green floating thing, and also a new shout. During this quest, I loved how completely nonchalant the professor was about the zombie attack and trapped rooms, just unwavering against everything thrown at us. "Oh my, this is interesting," he would say as a draugr bit at his head. So I went back to the college and told the dean and there's was some intrigue and anyway, lots of fun, I like being a wizard. It's fun.
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