Skyrim
I played a little Skyrim, because it is a video game. I decided to chase down the main storyline, and walked around to where my blades were at, to see them in a lot of crap. There was apparently a forsworn shanty town just outside of the cave we needed to go in, and they were already hard at work slaughtering them. Luckily they are invincible, so they didn't die, but as I joined the fight it just got worse, when a hagraven suddenly wandered in and then of course another goddamn dragon. But eventually everyone fell down, and we walked into the temple. There was a wall there that basically said, "Yeah, go back to the Greybeards, dummie."
So back to the Greybeards, who didn't want to help, but eventually they did, and I was allowed to go up and see the leader. Now, you can probably figure out in two guesses who the leader of the Greybeards is. (In case you don't know, the Greybeards are a secret cabal of monks who exist only to teach the dragonborn how to shout in the dragon's tongue. Yeah, I know.) But I was an idiot and was shocked to find out, and was told that in order to figure out the thing I needed, I would need an elder scroll. I was excited, because that's the name of the game! Of course, the reason I needed an elder scroll is insane, but I won't go into that.
I went to the college and threw my weight around to get the info I needed, and then traveled into the Northern Sea to find a crazy person, who told me that an elder scroll is definitely somewhere on the planet (helpful), and then sent me to some super ancient ruins, which are apparently under another set of ancient ruins, and that sounded like a lot of effort, so I stopped.
I played a little Skyrim, because it is a video game. I decided to chase down the main storyline, and walked around to where my blades were at, to see them in a lot of crap. There was apparently a forsworn shanty town just outside of the cave we needed to go in, and they were already hard at work slaughtering them. Luckily they are invincible, so they didn't die, but as I joined the fight it just got worse, when a hagraven suddenly wandered in and then of course another goddamn dragon. But eventually everyone fell down, and we walked into the temple. There was a wall there that basically said, "Yeah, go back to the Greybeards, dummie."
So back to the Greybeards, who didn't want to help, but eventually they did, and I was allowed to go up and see the leader. Now, you can probably figure out in two guesses who the leader of the Greybeards is. (In case you don't know, the Greybeards are a secret cabal of monks who exist only to teach the dragonborn how to shout in the dragon's tongue. Yeah, I know.) But I was an idiot and was shocked to find out, and was told that in order to figure out the thing I needed, I would need an elder scroll. I was excited, because that's the name of the game! Of course, the reason I needed an elder scroll is insane, but I won't go into that.
I went to the college and threw my weight around to get the info I needed, and then traveled into the Northern Sea to find a crazy person, who told me that an elder scroll is definitely somewhere on the planet (helpful), and then sent me to some super ancient ruins, which are apparently under another set of ancient ruins, and that sounded like a lot of effort, so I stopped.
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