State Fair
I went to the State Fair. It was fine. It felt exactly like a state fair. There is goddamn food everywhere. There is this one stand that will sell you a bucket of cookies, but their gimmick is they will completely overfill the bucket because they think that we WANT to eat over a hundred cookies. I know that it is a state fair, in which everything is both fairly cheap and ridiculously excessive, but...I'm a city boy. I live in a city that is famous for being two cities. I do not want to deal with your bumpkin greed. I came to this fair on a bus.
I went to the State Fair. It was fine. It felt exactly like a state fair. There is goddamn food everywhere. There is this one stand that will sell you a bucket of cookies, but their gimmick is they will completely overfill the bucket because they think that we WANT to eat over a hundred cookies. I know that it is a state fair, in which everything is both fairly cheap and ridiculously excessive, but...I'm a city boy. I live in a city that is famous for being two cities. I do not want to deal with your bumpkin greed. I came to this fair on a bus.
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