What I Played Today: July 25

Guild Wars 2, The Binding of Isaac, Crusader Kings II

Guild Wars 2 has some very interesting updates! For example, there is now a PVP match that is inspired by the Hunger Games, which is incredible. You are constantly losing health because you are starving, and you have to eat rations to keep going. You also have a bow, but arrows are in short supply, and there are also traps you can set. If you die, you become a ghost that can haunt the other players, which only tends to create some kingmaker situations. But yeah! This game is great. There's also some dumb aspect arena that I can't figure out, but whatever.

Also played some Binding of Isaac. Apparently one of the items is a cat that gives you nine lives, but you only have one heart in each of those lives, so why bother? Stupid cat.

Also played Crusader Kings II for a hot minute before I got confused and quit. One thing I did manage to figure out is that King Richard the Lionheart straight-up hated his dad, but that was it. Too much information, I need to do the tutorial or something.

What I Played Today: July 22

The Binding of Isaac, Guild Wars 2

I managed to make quite a bit of progress in my game of The Binding of Isaac tonight. Made a deal with the devil to get wings, so screw you, stupid holes. The game is still gross. Super gross.

Also, some grand dicking around in Guild Wars 2 tonight. Apparently there will new updates literally every two weeks? Geez guys, I kind of have a life. I don't care about these dumb elections...or your stupid jumping puzzles...

What I Played Today: July 20-21

I was on a bit of a Steam Summer Sale trip this time, so I mostly downloaded a game, tried to play it, and then quit shortly afterwards. So let's those games I've purchased, instead of going into too much detail:

The Binding of Isaac: I have heard that this was a good game, but I hate things that are gross? But when the game cost a Dollar, I cannot help myself, and it is pretty okay, for a hybrid Zelda/1942 crossover. That is gross.

Towns: I REALLY want to play Towns, and even though I have attempted a good deal of times to try the demo and failed, I purchased it...and...it still won't launch. Well...at least it wasn't full price.

RPG Maker VX Map Packs: I have no idea why I downloaded these. Maybe I have something unusual in mind? (finger to lip)

Cherry Town Comedy Club: I was super super skeptical about this weird-ass dating-ish sim when it was eight dollars, but at four dollars? I will buy the crap out of it. I'm looking forward to playing it.

Steam: Steam has decided that it itself needs to be a game...with trading cards. So...I spent the weekend launching games and not actually playing them, such as Triple Town, and The Walking Dead, and Terraria, and Your Mom. So I earned some card drops, and then traded them in, and I managed to forge a couple of badges...after...adding five bucks to my wallet. I am almost even again though!

Whatever, Steam Sale. Let's never do this again.