Dragon Age Inquisition
I put in Dragon Age: Inquisition and gave it turn, because I heard some people talking about how far behind they were, and it turns out they were further along than me! I guess this game really is a dozen years long. Anyway, I jumped in and immediately got to work on a story mission, and had to choose between Mages and Templars, because that is apparently a thing in Dragon Age.
I chose mages because they are cooler, and now I'm on a mission to steal mages out from under this insane magister or whatever, so we wander in and call his bluff and kill all his guards, and he responds by sending forward in time! So the future sucks, there's a bunch of red rocks everywhere, and also a ton of water on the floor (which I didn't understand), and apparently the world is about to end, because the magister summoned a demon army to kill everyone. Thanks, Magister.
So, I decide that the only option is to go back in time before this all happens, and there's a lot of running around an impossibly large castle, and kill the magister, and then return to the present. We convince the magister to stop being a dick and go home, and then the king shows up and kicks the mages out? I guess the mages weren't supposed to be there? So because the mages have nowhere to go, I offer them a place to stay (because I need their help anyway), and get the option to either take them prisoner or let them live with me as allies. The first option seemed PRETTY DICKISH, so I chose the second option, and suddenly everyone is mad at me! Apparently everyone is racist against mages.
But everyone agrees that what's done is done, I go and talk to everyone about my decision, then I realize I'm not high-enough level for the next story mission, so it's off to the desert to do some leveling up and staring through creepy skulls!
I put in Dragon Age: Inquisition and gave it turn, because I heard some people talking about how far behind they were, and it turns out they were further along than me! I guess this game really is a dozen years long. Anyway, I jumped in and immediately got to work on a story mission, and had to choose between Mages and Templars, because that is apparently a thing in Dragon Age.
I chose mages because they are cooler, and now I'm on a mission to steal mages out from under this insane magister or whatever, so we wander in and call his bluff and kill all his guards, and he responds by sending forward in time! So the future sucks, there's a bunch of red rocks everywhere, and also a ton of water on the floor (which I didn't understand), and apparently the world is about to end, because the magister summoned a demon army to kill everyone. Thanks, Magister.
So, I decide that the only option is to go back in time before this all happens, and there's a lot of running around an impossibly large castle, and kill the magister, and then return to the present. We convince the magister to stop being a dick and go home, and then the king shows up and kicks the mages out? I guess the mages weren't supposed to be there? So because the mages have nowhere to go, I offer them a place to stay (because I need their help anyway), and get the option to either take them prisoner or let them live with me as allies. The first option seemed PRETTY DICKISH, so I chose the second option, and suddenly everyone is mad at me! Apparently everyone is racist against mages.
But everyone agrees that what's done is done, I go and talk to everyone about my decision, then I realize I'm not high-enough level for the next story mission, so it's off to the desert to do some leveling up and staring through creepy skulls!
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