Bloodborne
Hey look, after some trial and error, I finally figured out how to play this game. And if the off-chance that you don't want some general spoilers about Bloodborne that you aren't aware of already:
This alley is mine now; I can take out the entire posse, over and over if I have to. And...I do, unfortunately, as it took me a while to figure out how to kill the hunchback. The key is getting out of the way! So I managed to get through the hunchback courtyard and make it up to a bridge that has a couple of giant terrible werewolves on it! Alright I guess!
So, through sheer luck and constant running away in terror, I manage to take out both werewolves and make it across the bridge...only to find another hunchback. So I duck off the main path, make my way through an abandoned house full of monsters (there was this asshole in a wheelchair that had a GIANT GUN in his lap, I hate that guy so much), and find a gate that leads back to...the starting location. Normally this would be pretty frustrating, but not so here, since I now have a direction to go that isn't through that alley! Hurray!
So, a bunch more running around, some lady yells me out for what feels like ten minutes, and I make my way through...sigh...the sewers, which is full of birddogs (literal giant ravens that bark like dogs) and crawling corpses, and eventually find a bridge with a bunch of jerks on it, and also a flaming bale of hay. Well, that sucks, what's underneath that? Oh, a giant pig? Great. Great options.
But I make it past the bridge by killing the giant pig, getting a cool badge, and running up a set of stairs, only to run into a graveyard where there's some asshole who decides that I'm a beast, and he totally going to kill me with his axe. And he does! BUT. I don't wake up at the lantern, as usual, I wake up at home base, and the doll is finally awake! I can finally level up! Oh thank goodness. Also, the little bath dudes are willing to sell me more stuff, fantastic. Things are looking up.
So I try unsuccessfully to take on this jerk a couple of times, and got bored, so I went back to see what was going on at that bridge with the werewolves. You remember that, right? Anyway, I sneak past the werewolves, take out the hunchback (I am now, a few hours in, confident enough to take them on), and step further down to bridge to suddenly be attacked by a giant goddamn monster! Oh, it's the Cleric Beast! I've heard of this guy! So we fight, and with a bunch of dodging and some really awkward camera angles, I manage to slay it in one try! Haha! Take that Cleric Beast! I've beasted you, hahaha! (sorry sorry)
With that victory under my belt, I leveled up one more time and quit for the night. Did some mighty fine work today. Now just have to gear up and take out that asshole with the axe.
Hey look, after some trial and error, I finally figured out how to play this game. And if the off-chance that you don't want some general spoilers about Bloodborne that you aren't aware of already:
This alley is mine now; I can take out the entire posse, over and over if I have to. And...I do, unfortunately, as it took me a while to figure out how to kill the hunchback. The key is getting out of the way! So I managed to get through the hunchback courtyard and make it up to a bridge that has a couple of giant terrible werewolves on it! Alright I guess!
So, through sheer luck and constant running away in terror, I manage to take out both werewolves and make it across the bridge...only to find another hunchback. So I duck off the main path, make my way through an abandoned house full of monsters (there was this asshole in a wheelchair that had a GIANT GUN in his lap, I hate that guy so much), and find a gate that leads back to...the starting location. Normally this would be pretty frustrating, but not so here, since I now have a direction to go that isn't through that alley! Hurray!
So, a bunch more running around, some lady yells me out for what feels like ten minutes, and I make my way through...sigh...the sewers, which is full of birddogs (literal giant ravens that bark like dogs) and crawling corpses, and eventually find a bridge with a bunch of jerks on it, and also a flaming bale of hay. Well, that sucks, what's underneath that? Oh, a giant pig? Great. Great options.
But I make it past the bridge by killing the giant pig, getting a cool badge, and running up a set of stairs, only to run into a graveyard where there's some asshole who decides that I'm a beast, and he totally going to kill me with his axe. And he does! BUT. I don't wake up at the lantern, as usual, I wake up at home base, and the doll is finally awake! I can finally level up! Oh thank goodness. Also, the little bath dudes are willing to sell me more stuff, fantastic. Things are looking up.
So I try unsuccessfully to take on this jerk a couple of times, and got bored, so I went back to see what was going on at that bridge with the werewolves. You remember that, right? Anyway, I sneak past the werewolves, take out the hunchback (I am now, a few hours in, confident enough to take them on), and step further down to bridge to suddenly be attacked by a giant goddamn monster! Oh, it's the Cleric Beast! I've heard of this guy! So we fight, and with a bunch of dodging and some really awkward camera angles, I manage to slay it in one try! Haha! Take that Cleric Beast! I've beasted you, hahaha! (sorry sorry)
With that victory under my belt, I leveled up one more time and quit for the night. Did some mighty fine work today. Now just have to gear up and take out that asshole with the axe.
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