Bloodborne, Life is Strange
So...remember that guy in Bloodborne? With the axe? Yeah, that guy can go fuck himself. I've tried to murder him like half a dozen times, and each time he gets me, because he's a huge jerk. I have determined he has three distinct phases. The first stage is real easy to deal with, because he has his little axe and a gun, and I can get up on him and just wail and twirl around him. Then he switches to his two-handed axe, which hurts like hell and hard to read, but still doable. Oh, and then there's the part where he explodes into an unstoppable werewolf. Yeah, fuck that stage. So I'm kinda stuck in Bloodborne at the moment.
I did play a couple of chapters of Life is Strange, episode 2, in which you are a teenage girl with time travel powers. One of your friends is having a hard time because someone released a video of her making out with people while very drunk, and whoops she comes from a very religious household! Her aunt Midge is a real bitch! So you comfort her as best you can, then go have breakfast, and spend a bit too much time doing video game-y stuff like using time travel to predict future events and guess how much junk is in someone's pockets. It felt a little like busywork, but whatever. Then I was sent on a goddamn fetch quest in a junkyard, so I stopped for the day.
So...remember that guy in Bloodborne? With the axe? Yeah, that guy can go fuck himself. I've tried to murder him like half a dozen times, and each time he gets me, because he's a huge jerk. I have determined he has three distinct phases. The first stage is real easy to deal with, because he has his little axe and a gun, and I can get up on him and just wail and twirl around him. Then he switches to his two-handed axe, which hurts like hell and hard to read, but still doable. Oh, and then there's the part where he explodes into an unstoppable werewolf. Yeah, fuck that stage. So I'm kinda stuck in Bloodborne at the moment.
I did play a couple of chapters of Life is Strange, episode 2, in which you are a teenage girl with time travel powers. One of your friends is having a hard time because someone released a video of her making out with people while very drunk, and whoops she comes from a very religious household! Her aunt Midge is a real bitch! So you comfort her as best you can, then go have breakfast, and spend a bit too much time doing video game-y stuff like using time travel to predict future events and guess how much junk is in someone's pockets. It felt a little like busywork, but whatever. Then I was sent on a goddamn fetch quest in a junkyard, so I stopped for the day.
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