Showing posts with label Guild Wars. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Guild Wars. Show all posts

What I Played Today: February 17

Guild Wars, Guild Wars 2

It was a Guild Wars kind of day. I finally decided to take care of my pet problem, because that was totally a problem I had. Every night, just tossing and turning, worrying to myself "I still don't have a pet statue in my Hall of Monuments in Guild Wars, whatever will I do?" So I went and I captured a black moa, and walked that idiot over to the of Hall of Monuments, and then boom, done. Easy peasy. Also did a vanquish, because I like doing boring things sometimes.

I have officially cleared all the starting zones for each of the races. What a long and arduous process that makes me question exactly what I'm doing. I mean, I'm having fun, I suppose. Why am I telling you this?

What I Played Today: January 15

Dance Central 3, Don't Starve, Guild Wars

Dance Central 3's story continues to be insane. I was able to defuse mind-control helmets by exhibiting that I had swag. I think what I like is how just completely straight they play the entire thing. "Oh yeah, dance crimes are a real thing, and we use time travel to combat it."

Don't Starve has been updated, and now food rots. Because you didn't have enough problems. They also changed how your stomach works so it isn't so easy to eat your fill, three carrots will no longer do it. Well, the game probably needs to be a little harder, that's fine. Plus you can build a refrigerator, so that's fun.

Also did another clear in Guild Wars classic, for no particular reason. Just felt like doing it.

What I Played Today: January 3

Guild Wars

I felt a compulsion to play Guild Wars Classic today, so I did. Spent some time grooving around the Echovald forest, beating up dredges and mantises and whatever. I think one of my goals was to get the special armor from one of the Factions, um, factions, and I thought I was totally going to be able to do it, and then realized that I was nowhere close, which was discouraging. And then I discovered that there was an entire section of the map that I hadn't even seen before, and oh man. I did finally figure out how to get my rewards in Guild Wars 2 though. Don't know why that took so long.

What I Played Today: December 9

Persona 4 Golden, Guild Wars, Guild Wars 2, Triple Town

Played a bit more Persona 4 today, got through the mid-terms, tried to fight the King at the top of the castle despite knowing that it is a really dumb idea. There was this weird new scene where there is a thunderstorm, and Chie is scared of thunder. That's it, doesn't actually change what you can do compared to a rainy day, just...thunderstorm.

Also played some Guild Wars 2, trucking around. At one point I got to pretend I was a pirate. I remember that I like this game! I should totally play it more.

What I shouldn't play is Guild Wars the First, which I did, because I thought, "Well, this Guild Wars 2 thing is fun, but I'm in a bit of a Guild Wars mood, and I can get some more neat stuff for my GW2 guy if I play that one," so I went and grinded in a big dumb zone, and I ended up dying a lot and it was obnoxious. Whose great idea was it to require people to clear out an entire zone as a reasonable "hard mode" challenge. Took me like two hours.

I am kinda stupid and saw that a game I kinda like has a full-blown version with tons of weird new elements on Steam, so I downloaded it. Triple Town! Now with some kind of kingdom mode? I'm really not sure, I don't know why I bought this.

What I Played Today: October 21

Dance Central 3, Cook Serve Delicious, Guild Wars

Okay, so, the story mode in Dance Central 3 is supposed to be hard. That is the only explanation, because when I play regular, it's not that hard. You just dance! It's easy!

Put in some more time in Cook Serve Delicious. I managed a perfect day, did a catering gig. They keep promising that I might get robbed, but it hasn't happened yet. Until it does, I won't be paying the $500 to put a paper sign that says, "Don't bring guns in here, stupid." Which...you know what? IF I saw that sign on a restaurant I was entering, I would not want to go in there. I would order my food to go.

Also for some reason, I logged into Guild Wars the First? And did a vanquish of an area? I don't know, I was in a mood. Although funny thing; I started vanquishing that region because I had a quest to clear a particular area. Got about...halfway done when I thought to hit the map button and found out I was in the wrong area completely. Nowhere close. It would not count towards the quest. What was I even doing?

What I Played Today: May 5

Guild Wars

I guess I'm just actively playing Guild Wars again! I keep trying to get back into the swing of things, clearing out levels, trying to pass everything in hard mode, which is a goddamn trial. It's been the seventh year anniversary this week, so festive crap and booze drop all the time, so I'm chugging beer while I play through the levels to get those title tracks up. (In game, in game!) The only problem with this is grog, which completely screws up the screen and makes it very hard to play. I don't know...I'll keep trying, but I don't I'll make it very far before Guild Wars 2 release.

What I Played Today: May 1

Guild Wars

Guild Wars is still pretty good. I like it. I cleared out another vanquish, because vanquishing is fun and always rewarding. I did this one in Factions, and apparently one of the rewards is also a crap load of faction credit. So that's nice.

What I Played Today: April 26

Guild Wars

I don't know why I keep telling you about this! But don't worry, dummies, because this weekend, I get to talk about Guild Wars 2! I think that's the main reason I'm really pouring time into Guild Wars, because there's something to do every day, and everything I do in this game matters to a small degree in Guild Wars 2. Boy, I sure hope it doesn't suck. Well, I'll find out soon enough, I guess. Guild Wars Guild Wars.

What I Played Today: April 25

Guild Wars, Magic: The Gathering

Whatever, everybody! Let's just pretend there was a blackout last night or something.

What I Played Today: April 24

Reckoning, Guild Wars

I tried to play Reckoning today...it was kinda boring. I mean, I just ran through a dungeon and then fell asleep. Sleep time. I also played Guild Wars, but that's not a surprise. I've been doing vanquish quests, because vanquish runs are already highly profitable, and the quest just makes it that much easier of a choice. Although it took over an hour to clear this huge zone, which was kinda bullshit.

What I Played Today: April 23

Guild Wars

I beat the War of Kryta! Hoo fucking ray! I eventually got the right balance of heroes that allowed me to really kick the crap out of the army, although it was a little rough a couple of times when the game thought that I could handle, say, 30 enemies at once. I can't, game. That is ridiculous.

But it is done, and I now a cool horn that counts as two points towards rewards in Guild Wars 2, and I can get started on...um...the love story plot. Ug, man, I have to watch Gwen and Thackerey get married? Bah. I never liked this plot. For one, because Gwen is a cute girl and Thackerey is a bit of a douche. And two, it just doesn't feel that well written. Well, maybe I'll get a cool miniature or something.

What I Played Today: April 20

Guild Wars

Man you guys, I like Guild Wars a lot. I don't care if there's a new one coming out soon, you should go play this one. It's clever.

What I Played Today: April 19

Guild Wars

Nothing but Guild Wars! All Guild Wars, all the time! I am pretty excited that they announced the next beta weekend is next weekend, so...there goes my Saturday. But yeah, tried to run Frost Gate, which is one of my least favorite missions from Prophecies, and those stupid Dulyak Riders who double up and keep each other fully healed. Jerks.

What I Played Today: April 18

Guild Wars

I screwed around on Guild Wars; I'm building up Zaishen coins, so that I can buy things with them. I did an assassination and a mission quest; my meta team is way too good, they cannot be taken down! Which is good, because effort is hard.

What I Played Today: April 15

Ultimate Werewolf, Agricola, Race for the Galaxy, Guild Wars

I took a risk and drove to Pleasanton to hang out with a new game group today! It went alright, although the meeting place was a bit worrisome. The group met at the library, and had reserved a single table in a room that could fit, at most, 10 people. It was not ideal. But the games were fun, even though I played exceptionally poorly.

First a game of Werewolf, which I had not realized I would really like! The game is super simple, and is not at all good with a bunch of people who do not know each other at all, but I quite liked it. The set we were using was Ultimate Werewolf, which comes with dozens of different roles, and the game is balanced by each role having a different numerical value. The moderator adds up all the cards you to equal about zero, and the game is supposedly balanced. Very neat idea, which convinced me to buy this game that I will probably never play again.

But anyway, the games of Werewolf. I lost both times. Me personally, because it was my actions alone that led to the villagers getting eaten alive. Both times because I was mildly prejudice against a guy who was making magic missile jokes. The first time, I singled him out because he looked shifty, but he was just a villager just making small talk, and it basically boiled down to having no chance. The second time, we managed to snare a werewolf immediately, the vote going four to three, with myself, the werewolf, and a third guy voting not to execute. Now, I'm playing a Diseased, which will cripple the Werewolf if I get eaten, so I decide being as agressive as possible will draw the remaining wolf's ire if anything. So, with some ironclad logic, I saw that we should totally hang the other guy who voted to keep the known werewolf alive. Everyone agrees! But it turns out he wasn't a werewolf, he was a secondary bad guy. Well, at least he's out of the way, and hopefully I get eaten so the villagers have a chance. NOPE. Some random other guy gets eaten, and so know its down to me and two others, one who is a werewolf, one who is a seer, and it's my vote. And...I'm a dick and don't trust the bigger nerd, even though both of their arguments were equally weak. So, we lose again. Meh, I'm over it, but I want to read the crap out of this booklet.

Then I played Agricola, and I lost pretty badly! It's been a while since I played with four people, and I just always seemed to have one resource too few to really charge ahead. It also didn't help that I wasted time playing a card that gave me no benefit and instead helped everyone else on the table. Plus I just spent a lot of time not bothering to get a food engine up, so I was just always struggling. It also probably didn't help that my minor improvements were crap, so I had no reason to take start player, and therefore was always going last.

Then in Race for the Galaxy, I was all set to charge straight ahead with a military strategy, only for an opponent to get all the cards I needed to make it really succeed. I didn't have enough to swing it back around, and always seemed to trash a card I could have really used a turn before I realized I could use it. The fact that I also wasted my last two turns hoping someone would perform a specific action when there was no reason for them to...yeah, I was just the worst today.

So I went home and screwed around on Guild Wars. It went pretty well, actually. Played some random arenas, and in the first time in my entire six years of owning this game, I finally got my first gladiator point. Oh, I only got the one, and I can't believe it really took me this long to finally get that, considering how easy it should have been to get (you just have to win two fights in a row. Just two.), but hey, I got it! I also joined a guild, the Evenfeather Family, and found a team that seems to work pretty well in six-member areas, so I'll be tackling that goddamn final Kryta war mission once more. 

What I Played Today: April 14

Fez, Guild Wars

Just really hunkered down into Fez. Kept on knocking out those cubes, going into each area, taking a big look around, and when I get even mildly confused by a puzzle, move on to the next zone. It was pretty methodical, and I boosted up to the level where I'll be able to get through the next giant door. So I walk in and I guess I beat Fez? I don't know, the standard ending is the standard definition of a huge trip. I was not sure that I was not slipped some acid five minutes beforehand, but, if you are watching someone get to the ending of Fez, I suggest blazing up. Might be fun. Then on to the new game plus to get the rest of it, to really dig in and solve the puzzles.

Two things, I knew there was no way in hell that there wasn't a QR code puzzle in the game, based entirely on how it looks, and I was right. Feel sorry for anyone without a smart phone. Also, once you jump into new game +, you'll be shown a moment that will resemble a popular Internet meme, and it will force you to tell the obvious joke on Twitter. I'm not happy about it.

I also just got straight up cornfused by Guild Wars today. I don't know what my problem was, I was downloading some codes for my heroes, but I just...couldn't handle it. I have no idea how I'm going to beat this damn level and get on with the Beyond material.

What I Played Today: April 12

Guild Wars

Still playing this. I laid off the PvE for a bit and gave some PvP a try, seeing if it wasn't as dumb as I remembered it being. Oh, I'm sure it's fine for a lot of people, but the whole dynamic of it just leaves me pretty sour, the biggest problem being my playstyle hates cheap, and people in PvP basically bathe in it. I took a gander at what's in the metagame for mesmers right now, and the key seems to be energy denial, so I "borrowed" a playset (which is so easy I might barf with excitement; all you have to is copy a code from a website and paste in a bar in the game and voila, you have the set immediately, it's kinda great) and went into the random arenas. I could not win more than two games in a row, and the random part is truly random. There's no gaurantee you'll get the team you need, so you just gotta hope the other team sucks worse. I don't know.

I did go back to the objective-based Faction arenas, which I like a lot better because I can play more of a support role, but the team I was on just could not get it together, and assassins are huge jerks who can pin you and kill you in 10 seconds flat. Got to be a way to shut them up.

What I Played Today: April 11

Guild Wars, NoNo Sparks

This one mission is really hard! And I have discovered I am playing with some old builds. Like, the metagame has really shifted. Shifted to heavily favor mesmers, actually, so that's pretty great. So I'm going to reequip my team stealing some potential builds from the Internet, and give this another stupid try.

I also just screwed around on Kongregate, and played a dumb Paint-By-Numbers game that really painted itself with a lot of bells and whistles. The worst thing about it is that none of the puzzle actually looked like anything, it was abstract nonsense that was supposed to represent grass or crazy crab (crazy crab?) Also, the game is Biblically dubious. In it, you play Dr. Dog, who is sitting in the clouds creating the world, including water, trees, knowledge, etc. You get where this is coming from. But deeper in the game, you start playing as a this other guy, hanging out below the level in an all-red landscape. You know, the Devil. And one of the Devil's puzzles is Adam, the first man. What? Huh? How does that make any sense? I don't know why that makes me mad.

What I Played Today: April 10


Guild Wars

Today was the day that they finally let me prepurchase Guild Wars 2. Why would I do that, sight unseen? Because I’m pretty sure I’m going to really like this game, and also because it gets me instant access to the beta weekends coming up, so pretty pumped about that.

But then I remembered that I had the first game, and thought, “Wait, is that one still good?” Well, I guess. The content I’m at is also ridiculously hard. I had forgotten where I left off, halfway through the first Guild Wars Beyond event. I also remembered why I quit, because the mission they send you on is obscene. At least 40 unique multigroup scenarios, all of them you can wipe on if you’re not careful, and all of these groups just hanging out together. But I finally knuckled down and did some dramatic pulling and cursed at Anton a few dozen times (that guy would not stop dying) and eventually I finished it! That was a ridiculous bore!

High on beating that nonsense, I felt confident and moved to the next quest, which was terrible for different reasons. It was shorter, sure, and getting to the boss fight was pretty easy, but once there, oh boy. This guy was surrounded by 50 guys, who seemed to stream into the center arena in an endless stream. So after fighting these groups for nearly 20 minutes (pull and hope, pull and hope), I finally start attacking him, and he starts calling reinforcements! But I finally burned that dick down, and I was one running mission and a big dumb fight away from completing it and getting a fancy new weapon to put up in my great hall, which will neat me some cool stuff in Guild Wars 2. (That was a long sentence.) But when they say it’s a running mission, they mean it. You need to bring speed boost abilities or you are screwed. And…I didn’t, so I was screwed. Meh, I’ll do it tomorrow.

What I Played Today: November 23

Citadels, Guild Wars

Went to the game night in vain hopes that Civilization would be played, but alas, time caught up on me and the fact that the serious gamers had been there since one, and thus quite tired, so I played a game of Citadels instead. I was doing pretty well until I made a fatal mistake when I killed an expansion of the fourth place player after an unfortunate misinterpretation of the leader. If I had done anything different, I would have won. I also felt really bad because I noticed a particularity of one of the role cards, so I could tell who was playing the thief. I only used it to my advantage once…but that was once too many. People should use sleeves, I tell you.

Also played Guild Wars. The most recent quest was real annoying because it took me a full 30 minutes out of my way to kill some jerks who happened to have a key to the pretty insignificant backdoor, but after a full 45 minutes of play, I managed to kill the bossman and move on to the next quest. I still have a long way to go…